I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting website to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my routine
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out under a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe this just took place. Seriously, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?